We’ve all wondered why Lars has a drinking problem and severe emotional issues. This week, Lars finally opens up. It turns out that many of his issues can be traced back to his mother, who traumatized him by lusting after any ruggedly handsome man with a sweet mustache or a tight behind.
In addition to Lars’ emotional problems, our dynamic duo also discuss stereotypes, the appeal of Tatum Channing and the drawbacks of face tattoos. They also present new evidence that Superman is, in fact, a dick.
What was Jesse James really apologizing for? Is the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie being produced by perverts? Why didn’t Chris Kirkman write this week’s Lost recap? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.
Week 122 Spotlight: Keep your hookers fresher longer
If you love hookers and blow as much as Joel Murphy and Lars, this week’s podcast is one you must listen to. Our dynamic duo offers up helpful tips to get the most out of your hookers and to keep them from going bad for as long as possible.
They also find the time to discuss Dane Cook’s laughable movie career, the latest tragic celebrity death and the train wreck that is that “milkaholic” Lindsay Lohan. All of these topics and more can be yours for the low, low price of $100 million dollars. But only if you act now.
How can you get the most out of your hookers? Will Robin ruin the next Batman video game? Is there any role Bruce Willis or Morgan Freeman can’t play? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.
With the 82nd Annual Academy Awards only days away, movie nerds Joel Murphy and Lars share their thoughts on the major categories and attempt to predict the winners. They have no idea what they are talking about, of course, but their incoherent babbling is at least entertaining. For maximum entertainment value, you can listen to this podcast a second time on Monday and hear just how wrong they were.
In addition to the Oscars, our dynamic duo also discuss the latest in Baltimore incompetence, Batman movies and cutting edge time travel technology.
Who will walk home with the statues? How does Lars feel about Mo’Nique? Why is Joel a sell out? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.
Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.
Hollywood is no stranger to bad ideas. But sometimes, the powers that be in the movie business come up with an idea so bad, you can’t help but wonder what they’re thinking. This week, Hollywood raises the bar for stupid ideas with the announcement that George Lopez will star in a Speedy Gonzalez movie.
As you would imagine, Joel Murphy and Lars have quite a lot to say about this new film. They also share their thoughts on Tony Kornheiser’s suspension by ESPN, the profiling of skinny white guys and the hiring of David Goyer to write the script for Warner Bros. Superman reboot.
Is there a way to make a George Lopez Speedy Gonzales movie entertaining? How does Chris Kirkman feel about Hurley? What is Joel’s big surprise announcement? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.
Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.
