Introduction Grats Knight and Day advertising Timothy Olyphant SyFy Original Movies D.C. Contractually-obligated Batman discussion “Agile, Mobile and Hostile” by The Goldstars

The ads for the new film Knight and Day claim that Tom Cruise is at his “Jerry Maguire best” in the film. Joel Murphy and Lars don’t really think that is something [...]

Introduction Touchdown Jesus Perez Hilton, pedophile Qdoba and overly-friendly employees Contractually-obligated Batman discussion “Midsummers Night” by Jillian LaDage

Whether you are religious or not, it’s hard not to wonder if a 30-foot tall Jesus statue getting struck by lightning and bursting into flames is a not-so-subtle sign from God. Combine that with the fact [...]

Introduction Odds and ends A Les Grossman movie Snow White gets Ratnered Nicolas Sarkozy Contractually-obligated Batman discussion “Hello Bicycle” by The Volume Brothers

You can argue over whether or not greenlighting a movie starring Tom Cruise as Les Grossman is a good idea. You can argue over whether or not Nicolas Sarkozy’s policy of [...]

Introduction Remembering Gary Coleman, Dennis Hopper and Rue McClanahan The state of sitcoms James Cameron saves BP Top 100 characters of the past 20 years Donald Glover as Spider-man Contractually-obligated Batman discussion “Happy Ending” by The Atomic Love Bombs

Most people, when they are under the weather, get a smooth Barry White-esque sick voice. [...]