Those on the West Coast may snicker at the East Coast folks who were rattled by this week’s unexpected 5.8 earthquake, but there is one major casualty to this natural disaster – America’s wang. That’s right, the Washington Monument, the large white phallic symbol that stands proudly in our nation’s capital, is cracked because of the quake.
Joel Murphy and Lars talk about the earthquake, our nation’s wang and the other Washington, DC landmarks in this week’s show. They also talk about The Rock’s new Jerry Bruckheimer-produced wrestling show, the state of movies today and the proper etiquette for hugging friends.
Will America’s wang ever be the same? Why does Willem Dafoe in a dress look like the female Gremlin from Gremlins 2? And which one of those two would you do if you had to? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.
In what is either the ultimate in fan service or laziness, this week Joel Murphy and Lars invite a fan into the studio and let him control the show. Dedicated listener Greg Smith has planned out the show from top to bottom – deciding what the dynamic duo talks about, the person you should know and even the song at the end.
Smith chooses an array of topics, including fixing public schools, sharing personal information online and breaking up with people via Facebook. He even has prepared a lightning round.
Who wins the lightning rod? What’s the best way to break up with a girl? Do Joel and Lars wear boxers or briefs? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.
General George S. Patton is certainly an America hero that many great leaders want to be like, but does anyone want to smell like him? The Army is certainly hoping so with the release of their new Patton cologne, which is just the latest in a line of military-endorsed colognes.
Joel Murphy and Lars discuss Patton and other colognes on this week’s show. They also talk about the strange weekend they had together, which involved dirt track racing, jorts and a Lithuanian dance club.
Are Joel and Lars really calling for an end to all Dark Knight Rises talk? What does Facebook poking mean? What are two good reasons to like Judy Greer? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.
In America, the biggest problem we have with bears are their mischievous habit of stealing our picnic baskets. But in the Ukraine, bears hang out in bars and get wasted on Vodka given to them by drunk patrons. Ukraine’s Environment Minister Mykola Zlochevsky is seeking to put an end to these shenanigans.
Joel Murphy and Lars discuss this strange practice on this week’s show. The also share their thoughts Alfred Hitchcock’s “lost” film and other material released after celebrities’ deaths.
Why did Disney movies stop be so gruesome? Will Joel ever be knighted? Why does St. Anger suck so much? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.
